zsnes:

medicinal cannabis is legalized but not medicinal croc shoes 🤔

spikenards:

aturinfortheworse:

you know that harry potter quote about unicorn blood and like “you have slain something pure and defenseless to save yourself,” i have just a note  about that, a small detail to consider is that, uh, they’re horses with spears on their heads. if you know anything about horses or spears…

#me designing the most pure and defenceless animal: #im just gonna strap a long knife to the second evilest domestic animal

mesopelagic:

mesopelagic:

did anyone else have the fucking. dolphin girls at school

they were like horse girls except they couldnt ht gfbfnfbnfj eb do sorry a mojth started attacking me

jiraiah:

jiraiah:

crash bandicoot is so fucking funny to me he literally just looks like this

(Source: twitter.com)

turing-tested:

perfectly-generic-blog:

turing-tested:

old white christians should be a little less god fearing and a little more me fearing

What’s the difference?

i know i made this post but your response has me shaking

racial:

racial:

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

i have to pee